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Refusing to break the fall with her hands, she slams her head against the wall when she reaches the bottom, cracking her skull and killing her.ħ7 - Red, White, and Blew - A group of rednecks attempt to celebrate the 4th of july by launching a homemade firework from a homemade launcher. His friend follows suit and jumps out after him.ħ2 - Bowed Out - A nervous Japanese man waiting to meet his future boss dies when he accidentally headbutts him when the two men bow, which causes an unknown aneurysm inside the would-be employee's brain to rupture.ħ6 - Crash-Endo - A talented but clumsy violinist who worships her hands rolls on top of her ankle and falls down a flight of stairs.
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On this particular occasion, one of the men slips off the bed next to the window and falls six stories to his death. Unfortunately, the window gives way and he falls to his death.Ħ6 - Guitar Zero - Two Chinese heavy metal music lovers spend their nights doing air guitar and listening to loud music while jumping back and forth on their beds. A sudden thunderstorm allows her to show herself off, getting the attention of everyone at the party, until a bolt of lightning hits the woman's metal bra, killing her instantly.Ħ4 - Habeus Corpse - Trying to impress a new workmate, a lawyer runs head-on into a window on the fortieth floor of his office to prove it unbreakable, a stunt he had done multiple times without any injury. The snake is then startled, and pulls the trigger on his rifle as he picks it up.ĥ5 - Cardiac A-Breast - A woman about to go out for a party wears a metal-lined bra to improve the shape of her bust.
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Ĥ7 - Re-Coiled - A survivalist living alone in the wilderness is shot in his chest when a snake coils itself around his gun when he was going to the bathroom. so im gonna put all 1000 ways to die IN ORDER hereee ! ::ġ - Ichiboned - A young, shy Japanese couple that has been married for seven years and never had sex, Until one day, after a bottle of plum wine, they try, and succeed. Their hearts were not physically ready for such a shock, however, and they both die from cardiac arrest after having many orgasms.